In case you forget
Sucks to Suck
someone loves you

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd


ruinedchildhood:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:



icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”


auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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victorhugofuckyourself:

whitedenimjacket:

victorhugofuckyourself:

"are there any characters you don’t headcanon as queer?”

why would i want to do a thing like that

yeah let’s keep on eroticizing homosexuality it’s such a blast

you hear that guys I a queer person am fetishizing queer people by desperately searching for representation in a world where I have pretty much none why didn’t any of you guys tell me



gloomy-optimist:

At some point, it wasn’t much fun anymore


homofarts:

pedrothepie:

homofarts:

Fun Fact:

Octopuses have three hearts,

and they still couldn’t love you

as much as I do.

The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.

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hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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edsheeranis-perfection:

A reminder why Ray is a beautiful person. 





I would’ve told her…that I understand why she did what she did. I just wish she hadn’t…I wish she could’ve learned to let things go. I guess I should too


♫ Raindrops
by: Regina Spektor played 5389 times


your-soul-is-a-chosen-landscape:

Regina Spektor - Raindrops:

In a town that’s cold and gray
We will have a sunny day
Don’t you know that I
Belong arm in arm with you, baby…


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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